10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"