10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Welcome to kicker school
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker