10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is for loners.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.