10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."