10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS