10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water