10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fold and live to fold again
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.