10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"