10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo