10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm