10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician