10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--