10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine