10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."