10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.