10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth