10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm