10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977