10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fold and live to fold again
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"