10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.