10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.