10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.