10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...