10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."