10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT