10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.