10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.