10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim