10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers