10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fold and live to fold again
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"