10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.