10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves