10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris