10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.