10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow