10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs