10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts