10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.