10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "No river, no fish."