10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.