10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth