10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed