10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.