10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "No river, no fish."