10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.