10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)