10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."