10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.