10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak