10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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